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Nice shot, Fred! Yeah! Bring me that ass so I
can give it a celebratory pat! Man, I love guns! I
love the power I feel when I pull their triggers
and put their bullets through a target! Come on,
Fred! Shoot some more! Let me see some action
out of that gun! That's right! Let it loose on that
picture you've stapled to your target! Who's in
that picture? What? Me? How'd you get a picture
of me, Fred? Look buddy, I don't know who you
think you are or what you're into, but it's weird
that you've been taking pictures of me behind my
back here at the gun range. Come on! Guns, am
I right? Guns! I love them! I love how they feel
in my hands as I load them and aim them at your
back while you shoot at a picture of me, Fred! I
mean it! I love the gun range!









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Jason Bredle is the author of three books and three chapbooks, most recently SMILES OF THE UNSTOPPABLE and THE BOOK OF EVIL. He lives in Chicago.